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Thursday, January 27, 2022

BEYOOOOONDS - Konna Hazu ja Nakatta!

This is a one-off special blog on the Japanese Idol Group BEYOOOOONDS's song Konna Hazu ja Nakatta! (こんなハズジャナカッター!) which literally means It Wasn't Supposed To Be Like This! The song is the 3rd Title track from their 2nd Single Gekikara LOVE / Now Now Ningen / Konna Hazu ja Nakatta! released on March 3, 2021

Quick History:

BEYOOOOONDS (ビヨーンズ) was formed in October 2018. The group is managed by Hello! Project who also manage JPop Idol Super Group Morning Musume, and others like ANGERME & Tsubaki Factory. They debuted in 2019 and went on to win the "Best New Artist" award at the 61st Japan Record Awards. They are signed with Record Label company called ZetimaThe 2nd single hit #1 on the Oricon Japanese Weekly Charts selling close to 70,0000 copies. 

The song was performed by 3 Groups of 12 Members collectively as BEYOOOOONDS:

  • CHICA#TETSU: Ichioka Reina, Shimakura Rika, Nishida Shiori, Eguchi Saya
  • Ame no Mori Kawa Umi: Takase Kurumi, Maeda Kokoro, Yamazaki Yuhane, Okamura Minami, Kiyono Momohime
  • SeasoningS: Hirai Miyo, Kobayashi Honoka, Satoyoshi Utano

Music Video (with English Subtitles): 
1.77 Million YouTube Views (as of Jan 2022)

Song Credits:
Lyrics: Hoshibe Sho, Nozawa Toru
Composition: Hoshibe Sho
Arrangement: Hoshibe Sho
Strings Arrangement: Crusher Kimura
MV Director: Ue + North
Choreographed: Mr. Imoraizaka
Listen on: Apple Music | YouTube Music | Spotify

Making of MV:

BEYOOOOONDS React to their MV

BEYOOOOONDS React to their Song

Music: Fantastic composition and arrangement. A double punch of Violins, EDM/Piano with a combo of superb Bass & Drums makes it a perfect song musically. Along with the goofy choreography it perfectly blends in with the song. A combination of Traditional Japanese bits and modern Western sound. 

Song & Lyrics: 
Full of Sattire/Parody/Diss - Indirect References.

At first look the song  ma look comical, ridiculous and as Noel Gallagher of Oasis once call his song "Shakermaker" - a Random Nonsense. But, after careful examination the meaning comes out. Some say it is a revolutionary Idol Song!

The lyrics of "Konna Hazu ja Nakatta!" feature indirect references to several idols within and outside of Hello! Project. The phrase "nantetatte idol" at the beginning of the first verse is a reference to Showa era idol Koizumi Kyouko's song of the same name.

The first verse references other Hello! Project groups: "morning routine" (Idol - Morning Musume), "shinsen na juice de" (Idol - juice = juice), "shinshin tomo ni beri kyuuto e" (Idol - Cute), "tenshi no smile wo chokusou like a factory" (Idol -  Tsubaki Factory). The choreography during "like a factory" is a reference to Country Girls' VIVA!! Barairo no Jinsei. Angel Smile referring to Idol - Angerme.

The second verse references various popular idol groups outside of Hello! Project: "sakamichi no tochuu" (46 Groups - Nogizaka, Keyakizaka, Hinatazaka, Sakurazaka possibly), "yotsuba clover" (Momoiro Clover Z possibly), "48-mai mitsuketa yo"  (AKB48 & other 48 Groups for Sure), "yorokobi isshun ni denpa suru like a family" referring to some School I hear. Somewhere there is mention of Joy pointing at BiSH and Dempagumi.inc would you believe. 

Studio Recording Sessions:
Very rarely we get to see artists / singers perform in studio. Its even more rare in the case of Japanese Idols.. But thanks to the open mindedness of Hello!Project we get to see how these recording sessions were and how many takes that it actually takes to get the final output.

Yuhane Yamazaki - Absolute performer! Big fan of her. See the kind of perfectness and singing skills she has. Awesome!

Yuhane Yamazaki x Shiori Nishida x Saya Eguchi x Kurumi Takase

Eguchi Saya - Another great talent!
Yuhane Yamazaki x Kurumi Takase x Saya Eguchi

LIVE Performance of Konna Hazu ja Nakatta!
  • Hello! Project 2021 Haru "Kachou Fuugetsu" - Team Hana, Team Tori
  • Hello! Project Hina Fes 2021
  • Hello! Project Year-End Party 2021 ~GOOD BYE & HELLO!~
LIVE Performance Videos:

27 March, 2021 - Hello! Project - Hina Festival Daytime performance

May 16, 2021 - Hello! Project from Sendai Performance

May 16, 2021 - Hello! Project "Kacho Fugetsu" Sendai performance

December 12, 2021 - Marine Messe Fukuoka Building B

Hello! Project Hina Festival 2021

Instrumental Cover (Bass):

The Lyrics: Color-coded in Romaji / English Translation

Yume ni made miteta AIDORU 
kyou kara watashi wa AIDORU
[Ic/Ok/Hi/Sa] Gun'yuukakkyo no SUTEEJI ni tobinotta
Yume ni made miteta AIDORU nante ttatte AIDORU
[Sh/Ma/Ya/Ko] Sho senpai ni itsu no hi ga oitsukitai

[Sh/Hi] MOONINGURUUTIN 
[Ic/Ma] shinsen na JUUSU de
[Ya/Sa] Shinshin tomo ni 
[Ok/Ko] BERIIKYUUTO e
Tenshi no SUMAIRU wo chokusou 
[Ni/Eg/Ta/Ya/Ki] Like a FAKUTORII

[Hi/Sa] "KAWAII ne" tte iu ka "omoshiroi"
[Ok/Hi] Kono kyoku masaka DEBYUU
kyoku janai yo ne!?

(Megane no otoko no ko)
[Ic/Hi] RIHAASARU tte iu ka NETA awase
[Ma/Hi] Kono me wo utagau HEN na kashi
[Sh/Ta/Ki/Hi] Oshiete! Doko e mukatteru no? NO! NO!
"Sususu, sungeki!?"

[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki/Hi] Konna konna [Ta/Ma/Ok/Hi/Ko] konna konna
[Sh/Ni/Hi/Sa] HAZUJANAKATTAA!
[Ya/Hi] Onegai futsuu no kyoku [
Ki/Sa]
 utawasete kudasai!
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki/Hi] Donna donna [Ta/Ma/Ok/Hi/Ko] donna donna
[Sh/Ni/Hi/Sa] AIDORU nanda!
[Sh/Hi] Dare mo mita koto ga nai 
[Ta/Ok] KITERETSU na sonzai!
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki] Michi naki michi wo susumu
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki/Hi] AIDORU RAIFU [Ma/Hi/Ko] MAIRAIFU
Konna HAZUJANAKATTAA!

Eguchi "Amenbo akai na AIUEO wa mada ii yo,
demo waiwai wasshoi WAIUEWO tte
kore katsuzetsu no renshuu ni narimasu?"

Hirai "Namekuji NORONORO NANINUNENO
wa sasuga ni ii ni kui kedo,

AIDORU ga namekuji namekuji tte doo nan desho?"

Shimakura "Saa soko no katsuzetsu ga nigate
na anata mo Let's try it!"


Yume ni made miteta AIDORU 
souzou to chigau AIDORU
[Ni/Eg/Ta/Ki] Koseiha soroi no GURUUPU de idomou ka

[Ya/Sa] Sakamichi no tochuu [Ma/Ko] yottsuba KUROOBAA
[Ic/Ok] Yonjuuhachi mai [Eg/Ta] mitsuketa yo
Yorokobi isshun ni denpa suru 
[Sh/Eg/Ta/Ki/Ko] Like a FAMIRII

[Ki/Hi] "KAWAII ne" tte iu ka "omoshiroi"
[Ta/Hi] Ishou no CHOISU ni minna KYOTON desu
(SAYAA taichou desu)
[Ni/Hi] AKUSESARII tte iu ka kodougu de
[Ya/Hi] UCHIra no miryoku ga hikaridasu
[Ni/Ok/Hi/Ko] Oshiete! Doko e mukatteru no? NO! NO!
"Susu, SUTEEJI de haya kigae!?"

[Ta/Ma/Ok/Hi/Ko] Konna konna [Sh/Ni/Hi/Sa] konna konna
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki/Hi] HAZUJANAKATTAA!
[Ic/Hi] Onegai setsunai kyoku [Ni/Eg] utawasete kudasai!
[Ta/Ma/Ok/Hi/Ko] Demo matte [Sh/Ni/Hi/Sa] FOROWAA ga
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki/Hi] Fuete masen ka?
[Ok/Hi] Moshikashite UKEtemasu? 
[Ic/Hi] KITERETSU na joutai!
[Ta/Ma/Ok/Ko] Michinaru mono e idomu 
[Ta/Ma/Ok/Hi/Ko] AIDORU RAIFU [Sh/Ya/Hi] MAIRAIFU
Konna HAZUJANAKATTAA!

Nishida "Watashitachi doko ni mukaou
to shite iru no desu ka?

Michi ga mienai no desu!"

Maeda "Seiya!"
Nishida "Uu..."
Maeda "Urotaeru na shiori"
Kobayashi "Michi wa sagasu no de wa nai,
tsukuru mono na no da"

Takase "Sono serifu watashi ga iita KATTAA"

[Sh/Ni/Hi/Sa] Konna konna 
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki/Hi] konna konna
[Ta/Ma/Ok/Hi/Ko] HAZUJANAKATTAA!
[Ni/Hi] Ima de wa futsuu no kyoku 
[Sh/Ma] ja manzoku dekinai!
[Sh/Ni/Hi/Sa] Donna mon da 
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki/Hi] kore mo iwayuru hitotsu no
[Ta/Ma/Ok/Hi/Ko] AIDORU nanda!
[Eg/Hi] Dare mo mita koto ga nai 
[Ki/Ko] yuiitsu muni no sonzai!
[Sh/Ni/Sa] Hengen jizai no sugoi AIDORU
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki] Souzou ijou ni yarikiru 
[Ic/Eg/Ya/Ki/Hi] AIDORU RAIFU 
[Ta/Ma/Ok/Hi/Ko] MAIRAIFU
[Ic/Hi/Sa] Omotteta no to CHIGATTAA!
[Ta/Ok] "Kedo!"
Gyaku ni kore de YOKATTAA!

[Ya/Hi] Yeah! Yeah!!
I've always dreamed of being an idol,
but now I am one

I've jumped on the stage of the rivalry
The idol I've dreamed of,
I'm an idol after all 
I want to catch up
with my seniors one day


Morning routine with fresh juice
To be very cute in body and soul
Sending angelic smiles
to you like a factory


It's "cute", but it's "funny"
This isn't our debut song, is it?!
(The boy with the glasses)
Rehearsals, or rather storytelling
Weird lyrics that make me doubt my eyes
Tell me! Where are we going? NO! NO!
A skit? For real?

This, this, this is Not how I pictured myself!
Please let me sing a normal song
What, what, what, what kind of Idol is this?
A strange existence no one has ever seen
The life of an idol on a roadless path, my life
This is not the way it's supposed to be!

Eguchi: "Water striders are red AIUEO"
is a good idea, 
But "noisily saying heave-ho,
WAIUEWO" doesn't seem like a good way
to practice your speech

Hirai: "Snails being slow NANINUNENO"
is hard to say but 
what kind of idols
would say things like snails?

Shimakura: Even if you're not very
good at speaking, let's try it!


The idol you've always dreamed of,
the idol you never imagined

Let's take on the challenge
with a group of personalities


Halfway up the slope, there were four-leaf clovers
I found 48 of them The joy of finding
it spreads like a family


It's "cute", but it's "funny" The choice of outfits
has left everyone in awe 
(It's Captain Saya)
The accessories, the props
Our charm shines through
Tell us! Where are we going? NO! NO!
A quick change of clothes on stage?

This, this, this is Not how I pictured myself!
Please let us sing a sad song
But wait, are we Gaining more followers?
Are we becoming popular?
What a strange situation! 
The life of an idol,
challenging the unknown, my life

This is not the way it's supposed to be!

Nishida: Where are we going?
We can't see the way!
Maeda: Hi-ya! Nishida: Uh...
Maeda: Don't get flustered Shiori
Kobayashi: Don't look for a path, make one
Takase: I wanted to say that line

This, this, this is
Not how I pictured myself!
Now we aren't satisfied
with ordinary songs

This is what we call An idol!
The one and only idol
no one has ever seen

An amazing idol who can change
The life of an idol, doing more than
we ever imagined, my life!

It's not what I was expecting!
"But!" It's better this way!

Yeah! Yeah!!

Ichioka ReinaShimakura Rika
Eguchi SayaTakase KurumiMaeda Kokoro
Yamazaki YuhaneOkamura Minami
Hirai MiyoKobayashi Honoka
Nishida Shiori
Satoyoshi Utano, 
Kiyono Momohime

Credits:
Romaji: Kica

Color Code: Kica, Maxi
Translation: IshidaAyumiIsLife

More BEYOOOONDS:
Facebook: BEYOOOOONDS
Twitter: BEYOOOOONDS_
Instagram: beyooooonds_official
YouTube: ビヨーンズ

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